Limericks game!

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This is a much simpler game compared to the surrealist word game on the forum and guaranteed to bring about some laughs!

Just post a short five line limerick - simple as that.

My turn(s):

There was a young fellow from manchester,
he looked just like a gay uncle fester,
in the gay bars,
he went up an arse,
the arse of his dog called chester!

There was a man we dare not utter,
who did some very strange things with some butter,
he stole someones bird,
so nobody heard,
him slide it up his dirty old gutter!